Blanche: I was in my aerobics class when I noticed this gorgeous man. So, during the buttocks lifts, he motioned for my number. I didn’t wanna appear easy, so I rolled over and flung my legs over my head.
Sophia: That’s what I call giving him the brush-off.
Blanche: Help me. Oh, my back gave out.
Sophia: I figured that would be the third thing to go.
I cannot promise consistency, but I think I’m going to try and start this blog back up again. I think I have an episode capped and ready to go just waiting in a folder somewhere for me, if that’s the case you might see stuff tomorrow. If not, I’ll try for sometime this week.
Thank you all for being a follower.
Blanche: Oh, Sophia, here’s a postcard from Big Daddy and Margaret! They’re having the time of their life in the Bahamas.
Sophia: Please! The big news is, he lived through the wedding night.
Blanche: People in their seventies and eighties can have great sex.
Sophia: Yeah, with people in their seventies and eighties! Put me in a bedroom with Tom Cruise and you’d be peeling me off the ceiling!
Rose: Anyway, during the auditions, the first woman who walked through that door was Molly-Jane Doe, the town manicurist. For five extra dollars, she’d buff more than your nails.
Blanche: Five dollars?
Dorothy: It was during the Depression.
Sophia: Hey, in Italy, for five dollars you got a woman, a manicure, a cappuccino and a box of cookies for your wife!
Rose: That was the case with Olli Stettlenmeier and Molly-Jane Doe.
Blanche: Ollie and Molly? Must we take yet another trip to Petticoat Junction?
Dorothy: Why are you getting so upset? You see older men with younger women all the time! It’s very common. Look at John Derek and Ursula Andress. John Derek and Linda Evans. John Derek and Bo Derek. You know, maybe it’s not so common. Maybe it’s just one guy.
Sophia: Why are you not at the piano?
Dorothy: We’re blocked.
Sophia: I’ve been having good luck with Tank, immediately followed by a granola bar.